Apolojizzing

When a man has an organ too early and says "I'm sorry" simultaneously.

Ryan is awful in bed, he's apolojizzing to me every night now.

by Dafante March 23, 2017

connor d'apollonio

A complete animal in bed and is the greatest slayer ever. He is also better at soccer than Andrew Anyafo

Girl 1:That dude is so good in bed.
Girl 2: He must be a Connor D'Apollonio

by Mcdap07 January 28, 2014

Apollo 13

Moments before an accidental Moon landing you fart releasing unexpected gases that change your original trajectory. Upon new trajectory you notice how close you were to a moon landing and jury-rig things out of your gym bag to get yourself out of the situation as fast as possible.

I was bending over in the locker room but I farted and stood back up. When I stood up I noticed the guy behind me had his Charlie Browns all in my face. So I grabbed my water bottle and a sock out of my gym bag and walked to the sink like I was fucking Macgyver and pulled an Apollo 13.

by WisconsinBenjamin February 24, 2012

Apollophobia

The constant fear of your own dad, daddy, father,...

Son: My dad beats me everytime when he beats his meat. I'm scared.
Dad: Hi scared, I'm dad
Random friend: You surely have apollophobia

by Dad (Apollon) July 12, 2019

apologise

Common colloquial language used when one person rubs and kisses the other persons genitalia or another specific named area. Or generally meaning having sex as a way of asking for forgiveness.

Example 1
Me: Damn girl! You slept on me again!
Girl: I'm so sorry, how about I apologise

Example 2
Me: Damn! You just squished my junk!
Girl: Aww I'm sorry, let me apologise to your junk to make it feel all better.

by Anaaj February 19, 2013

Apology to Everyone

a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.

also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.

usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...

often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them

apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for

hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)

again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys

by Sunshine December 13, 2004

apollo 13

Houston, we have a PROBLEM!!! When the condom breaks during intercourse between a man and a woman.

Aw shit baby, i just pulled an apollo 13!

by WalterCronkiteSpecial May 5, 2010