Anal Suicide

Go to field, find a horse, put the horse cock in flaccid and proceed to feed the horse viagra while it’s inside you.

Did you hear about Jessica?

Yeah she committed Anal Suicide with Lucky!

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anal stranger

A random guy that a woman is willing to engage in anal sex with. Never someone she has a romantic interest in.

“Hey Jim, did Maureen let you fuck her in the ass yet?”
“No, she says that’s off limits cause she loves me, I’m not some anal stranger”

anal stranger by Ttk1027 September 11, 2019

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A more colorful, sophisticated and rarely used synonym of the term assclown. Has the same literal meaning, but it has more oomph to it!

"Oh look, Little Timmy shit the bed again! What an absolute Anal Jester!"

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the baggy skin that can occur around the anal ringhole as a result of fervent penetration with any manner of objects

"yo bitch, your stinking sphincter is so loose you could hold a cigarette in between those anal lips"

anal lips by fuckheads August 4, 2006

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When someone has to much anal sex and the cum hardens in there butthole until it is forced out when the person takes a crap.

Joe-did u get lucky last night
Beth- yeahh but i totally didnt exspect the anal cumdart i got this morning

anal cumdart by aRi`` August 11, 2006

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A person who loves to take it up the ass and can rock the cock that way.

"You should see how she moves her hips when my cock is in her ass. She's a real anal queen."

Anal Queen by AnalQueen February 17, 2010

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unidentifiable substance that lines the inner tissue of the anus, which is responsible for allowing smooth shit to come out smoothly

"that shit was rough...i must be running low on anal cheddar"

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