Aiden

Looks like a hamster

Doesn't aiden look like a hamster?

by Tablekun23 February 22, 2017

Aiden

Cunt, and a dipshit. Secretly gay, but not ballsy enough to admit it.

That dudes an aiden

by 27474737 June 5, 2020

Aiden

Monkey in Swahili

Me: YO WASSUP NIGGA?
Nigga: Whatchu want Aiden?
Me: I AINT NO SWAHILI MONKEY. DO YOU EVN LIFT?
Nigga: Don't worry mate, not gonna hutcha.

by Do you Evn Lift December 25, 2012

Aiden

A racist cunt and will rape babies. He would cut off his cock and eat it. He is just an overall asshole.

I hope Aiden dies

by Nugget boi 69 December 17, 2019

Ambidextrous Moment

An ambidextrous moment is that awkward moment when somebody who is ambidextrous is asked if they are a lefty or a righty, and they just sit there awkwardly and stare.

Person 1: "Dude, at basketball I had an ambidextrous moment when the coach asked me what my shooting hand was"
Person 2: "Owned"

by skmad12 June 9, 2013

AmDesia

The sudden memory loss suffered by women upon being asked how many male partners they have had.

When Rob asked his new girlfriend Tiffany how many lovers she had had prior to him, he knew she suffered from AmDesia when she replied "only 4"

by ResinHater January 17, 2017

Aidenphobia

The big fear of a being called aiden, specifically at a dance with a weapon, highlighter, of a greenish tint

Get away aiden
Why?
Because I have aidenphobia
Oh sorry

by The dude 1364828374 March 16, 2017