Agueroooooo!

Sergio Aguero is a bloody legend for Manchester City after scoring the most goals in their history and by scoring a last LAST minute goal to make City snatch the Premier League from Man United.

Person 1-Bro Do You Remember This Goal?
Person 2- Which One?
Person 1- Let Me Start It. Balotelli!
Person 2- Agueroooooo!

by Kun Tharun December 6, 2023

acuestick

A word for a guitarist who plays folk/country style music or anything on an acoustic guitar who also is playing pool with a cue stick within close proximity of a guitar which he or her has recently played. Also can be written as "a cuestick."

(In a lounge, New York Circa 1958)
James Dean: Johnny, I didn't know you could play pool so well!
Ed Sullivan: I mean, he plays an acoustic, so he's good with acuestick.
Johnny Cash: Well when I was just a baby, my mama told me son...
(Folsom Prison Blues continues)

by TheChickenGamerz February 23, 2024

aquestabolium

The space between happiness and depression where one feels truly at home.

Being in a state of aquestabolium feels so nice.

by notorious_monkey March 27, 2024

Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

Agnes

Dumbass unicorn kid from Despicable Me

oooh now all those other definitions are getting way more awkward now
Excerpt A: (Agnes) won't mind getting down and dirty, and she has a nice butt.

Excerpt B: Agnes is a beautiful and muscular woman. (okay that one's kinda funny)
Excerpt C: Actually (Agnes) just sucked my vape stick in the bathroom...

Free my girl Agnes

by Milbur Bread February 4, 2025

Agnes

Agnes (AKA Aggie) is a really cute girl. She is a girl who thinks a lot about the world and it's people. When some people are making fun of them, she PUSHES the fuck outta 'em!

Agnes is really cute and funny.
Yes, that's so real.

by imjustreallyaggieandimamazing February 1, 2026

agnes tachyon

A Japanese racehorse who had garnered popularity through media franchise Umamusume. In it, she is depicted as a cunning, controlling scientist.

chad: Dude... Agnes Tachyon is so fucking bad. I want her to drug me in an alleyway, and gently stroke my dick while calling me sweet nothings in my ear.
guy: what the fuck

by depressedtoasters February 5, 2026