allentown

A town in Pennsylvania that has a most excellent Fair called the , "Great Allentwon Fair," which had a concert showing The Magic Numbers, Ween, Sonic Youth, and the all amazing Flaming Lips. The Flaming Lips of which had a very elaborate performance including streamers, confetti, human sized hamster balls, santa clauses, aliens, smoke machines, strobe lights, a giant pair of hands, japanese people, teletubbies, and a nun.

Wow, I love Allentown purely because of it's entertainment.

by mOnkEy Do September 1, 2006

Tim Allened

Tim Allen - One weak ass actor who stars in the T.V. Sitcom Home Improvement. Notorious for grunts.
See Tim Allen Hammer.

Oh shit man ... I got fired from my job. Ohhhhhhhhh you were just Tim Allened! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh!

by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004

dirty allen

A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.

Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.

by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009

Allen

A lil piece of shet that really annoys me during class. He’s a lil wannabe Mexican boy with glasses. People be warned. Also his shoes are dirty 😳

Fuck Allen

by Yall know who it is December 12, 2019

Edgar Allen Poe

A horrific demon-poet who terrorized the city of Baltimore in the early 19th century.

The works of Edgar Allen Poe are depressing, dark and absolutely terrific.

by Tha_GooN April 9, 2017

Allen

One of the dumbest people on earth if you're dating an Allen only like him for their looks though they are also ugly.

Allen is trying to do math.

by Wiki-DictionReal September 5, 2018

Allentown pa

City in Pennslyvania. Great place to grow up racially diverse. Great people, great city, great schools. However the white people dont like the fact that theres alot of hispanics, because theyre most likely jealous. FUCK the haters, like the one above me.

Allentown is a great place to live, where your children will grow up in a racially diverse background.

by anthonysuarez August 26, 2005