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Historical accuracy

When used in reference to a fictional story, "historical accuracy" actually means "Pretending that women or people of color are not real"

"Historical accuracy" is used as a replacement, to pretend one's bigotry is coherent and well reasoned.
"Did you see the trailer for Fantasy Magic Battle 8?"
"Yeah, I think it was really cool when the triple-headed dragon arrived to support the 4000 year old water wizard and the cat demon, but why is the player character black? Why don't game developers care about historical accuracy anymore?"
by Vrtn June 30, 2017
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account

An account in a large hat is stalking me
by benjamin Browning UK September 7, 2003
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accuser

The act of putting your index finger into a girls anus while you are having sex with her, as if you are pointing out some wrongdoing her soul has commited. It is done best without her permission.
The sex was kinda dull until i gave her the accuser.
by kegtown October 24, 2010
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Bank Account

A Man's Privial parts! Sound's weird, i know, but drawing money out of a bank account is sorta the same as drawing man-juice out of a shlong!
"His bank account was empty by the time I finished with him!"
by Kez December 11, 2004
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flop account

someone that post tweets but they fail to get many likes. a term mostly used in stan twitter for someone who gets 10-20 likes maximum.
Did you see alex's flop account? He gets like three likes maybe if he just deactivates.
by bocasclouds May 27, 2020
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accoutre-merde

Dad: Honey, assemble your belongings, we need to leave.
Daughter: What?
Dad: S'il vous plais, accoutre-merde! Tout suit, mon petite dejuener!
Daughter: Oh, ok, I'll get ready to leave right now...
by Sketchy the Benz April 15, 2008
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Accountant Personality Disorder

Inability to think outside of the box. Inability to reason either deductively or inductively. Excessive reliance on patterns and rote memorization of rules or facts. Complete inability to recognize or acknowledge various viewpoints, which contributes to difficulty separating fact from opinion.
Person: "What is two plus two?"
Accountant: "I don't remember."
Person: "What do you have Accountant Personality Disorder or something? Just add them together."
by RickC84 October 8, 2013
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