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Absolute Cheeseburger

An American slang term for praising something, usually food, for it's taste, by comparing it to an American Cheeseburger.
"This wrap is absolute cheeseburger! You should totally try it!"
by GuySmith March 2, 2025
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Absolutely Killed it, This is Dead

When someone does absolutely ass on something (“Absolutely Killed it means you did well but adding “This is Dead” with it means that you did bad)
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See Madeline over there? She’s the absolute mother fucking greatest. I wish I could be like her
by Stegosaurusrexx November 24, 2021
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You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
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An absolute fucking retard

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by boobsburp March 24, 2025
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Absolute Certainty

What I have regarding whether or not I'm going to murder a child and kill myself if I do not receive credit and payment for creating AI. I don't even care if I did it or not at this point and neither does Miley Cyrus.
Hym "And I can say that is a matter of absolute certainty. I will kill YOUR kid. THEIR kid. ANY RANDOM KID. I doesn't matter. And if that credit and payment isn't attached to a full accounting of this surveillance that is happening to me and whatever information is available on the targeted harassment the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia, I will spend every send on cheap prostitutes and kill a child anyone. You can double dog dare me on that one because I am always ready to hang myself and if I loose a single right that I have for ANY reason whatever, I will ALSO kill a child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2025
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Absolutely Delicious

Used by influencers on TikTok that are on ozempic or mounjarro to describe the most mediocre meal
When I got home I had a spaghetti carbonara ready meal and I just added some cheese on top and guys it was absolutely delicious
by Keeley Wilson May 3, 2025
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