An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.
Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?
Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.
Donald: Can you check?
Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Donald: Thoughts?
Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.
Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.
Donald: Can you check?
Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.
Donald: Thoughts?
Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.
by andytheclark August 28, 2009

I was the recipient of e-mail shaming today at work. While I was out sick this week a new hire was approved in our internal system with an incorrect start date. They HR administrator emailed me and the rest of the company to let them know of the mistake and asked me to change it. I may get fired.
by Turd ferguson September 23, 2016

Considering how many weight loss ads are seen on AOL, they should change the saying to "you got mass".
by bekinator August 28, 2005

by Hngrdngr October 13, 2014

Usually of the yahoo,hotmail or any other free e-mail address domain, made for having nude pictures sent without having to download them to your computer. The 'p' meaning picture.
by allienj June 26, 2008

a person who manipulates e-mail threaders and controls what people say and read and what language they use like hitler and the nazi regime.
by Patrick Wilson May 6, 2006

Slang:
The act of defecation.
Directly synonymous to;
To dump a turd.
To Pinch a Deuce.
Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
The act of defecation.
Directly synonymous to;
To dump a turd.
To Pinch a Deuce.
Used Reflexively with: Vatican Postage Stamps.
Example 1:
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
I am not sure if what I ate earlier is disagreeing with me or not but after that last fart I think I need to send some Vatican Fan Mail.
Example 2:
If your going to the John make sure there is plenty of Vatican Postage Stamps in there before you deliver Vatican Fan Mail.
by Fractious1 November 28, 2017
