safety circle

The anti-social circle formed by a group of women at parties. Frequently formed by a group of sorority sisters at frat parties.

This party is so lame, all the girls are just staying in their safety circles.

by grumbledum January 1, 2017

safety wee

The act of urinating before embarking on any journey/activity to minimise the likelihood of being caught short or the need to urinate interrupting your activity. An especially useful tool for young children.

"I'm going for a safety wee before the film starts - I don't want to have to miss anything!"

by Lifeofloaf January 16, 2017

Safety Shag

Anal Sex with a woman.
In reference to the second worst STD; unwanted pregnancy,

This method is somewhat more safe than risking children

Woman "have you got any condoms"

Man "No, its alright; we'll have a safety shag"

by Vikingtesticles September 23, 2012

safety release

when a girl has you in a painful and inescapable hold and you steal a kiss and escape when she is stunned

friend: what happened after that girl twisted your wrist?
me: oh i just used the good old safety release and ran like hell

by wangodango December 4, 2011

safety cocktail

An alcoholic drink consumed to start/maintain a buzz until such time that more alcohol is available.

Its a 30 minute drive to the party, does anyone want a safety cocktail?

by JYoTX December 26, 2011

Safety Drink

A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.

I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.

I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.

by manifestatate January 6, 2012

Safety Roll

The backup roll of toilet paper set on top of the toilet, just in case the primary roll of toilet paper is all used up. Often a staple in households with prepared and future-minded individuals.

I thought I was going to have to wipe with just 2 squares of toilet paper. Fortunately there was a safety roll.

by Dez872 February 28, 2011