Space-Cruising

Driving while stoned

Yo bro I just went Space-Cruising and had an epiphany

by Fredegunde July 21, 2019

Crystal cruise

When somebody and there friends drive around aimlessly smoking methamphetamine looking around to engage in some sort of trouble stealing, violence ect

We went on a Crystal cruise last night and we're so spun but snagged some bikes.

by Mr. Murk September 9, 2021

Carribean Cruise

Recieving oral sex while smoking a zoot.

'How about a Carribean Cruise....'

by sneapdogg October 22, 2012

cruise ship it

To shove an unrealisticly sized sex toy up the butthole

Can we cruise ship it tonight?

by some other pseudonym January 19, 2016

Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.

Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

Disney Cruise

For men who love Mickey in and around their mouth

That Colm lad has booked another Disney Cruise, he’s such a dick muncher

by Meat pies August 20, 2024

Cruise ship trash

Fat out of shape, white people on vacation sunburnt as hell covered in white pasty sunscreen, wearing tie-dyed shirts that are oversized that don’t fit them or has has a destination logo on them with baggy, swimsuits, and wearing Jesus sandals with socks that are soaking wet and disgusting and probably been clean properly in a week that probably stuffed their faces full of buffet and open bar for a week straight

Look cruise ship trash visiting the beautiful natural wonder

by werdokter April 13, 2024