jean luc

He's the third most loyal friend in the world. Has the energy of a Chad. Thinks math is the greatest but tries to look like someone so cool they dropped out of highschool

Oh my gosh Jean Luc that's so big!

by weasel450 August 3, 2019

Ripping Jeans

1. When you and your bro friends are having a good wrestle, and he rips your favorite jeans by the seems.

2. A phrase used in excitement when no other words can be applied

1. (Billy and Jim are wrestling) "Dude! You're ripping my jeans!"
2. "Man this project sucks!" -Johnny

" Yeah, it's ripping jeans..." -Billy

by Yultzo March 24, 2011

Penguin Jeans

jeans that are so tight you can't walk right and kinda waddle instead

I so screwed! I parked at the other end of the lot and I'm in my penguin jeans.

by TheOriginalCareBear April 11, 2009

mom jeans

unflattering woman's jeans worn slightly above the navel in a manner that accentuates flat buttocks

Don't wear mom jeans to the family reunion, it'll embarrass my aunt.

by The Return of Light Joker May 10, 2010

Sex Jeans

Jeans that can be put on/taken off very quick and easily.

My girlfriend wasn't wearing her sex jeans so she had to take a moment to pull of her tight skinny jeans. The moment was completely ruined.

by davidddddddd February 22, 2009

girlfriend jeans

Designer jeans you only buy and wear because of your (usually much younger and/or hipper) girlfriend. Your girlfriend may buy them for you or you may buy them yourself, feeling the pressure to hip up.

"Dude, nice girlfriend jeans. Your package is noticeably bulging and your ass looks like it's eating them in the rear. What, the little jailbait GF make you burn all your old baggy ass dirty denim?"

by Wes' Coast Yo March 3, 2010

Skinny Jeans

A highly popular tight fighting style of jeans

Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!

Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!

Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018