slam dunk

an alternative to teabagging, the act of touching ones testicles to another's face

Alex is going for the sexy slam dunk. What if the shot clock runs out?

by the Chillburger April 6, 2009

Slam Dunk

On 20/20 w/ barbara walters there was a segment in which it depicted rest-home staff who would pick-up geriactric patients and roughly throw or "slam-dunk" them onto their beds. the "game" had an actual point system to it and ways for fellow co-workers to compete and score points as if it was an actual basketball game.

Hey Vinnie, check this out, I'ma slam dunk this old hag!!
BAHW!!

by phuzz September 28, 2006

knuckle dunking

Not to be confused with finger fucking , knuckle dunking is abit more gentle and must be done an hour or less after dunking powered mini donuts in milk.

Was knuckle dunking for so long my wrist hurts dnd now I have no more mini doughnuts and milk

by BSR710 March 6, 2018

Dunk Clown

A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.

Smug ass Marvin thinks he's so good at chess, I'm gonna get a dunk clown to take him down a peg.

by DestroFace May 17, 2017

dunk monkey

Dunk monkey is a term used to define a white guy who lies about his penis size. Conventionally, he's a short stubby faggot who likes video games. He will most likely die alone and develop diabetes by the age of 20.

"Damn dude, that guy over there is a real dunk monkey."
"Yeah man, he'll never get married."

by pandaslapp December 19, 2016

goober dunking

alot like sex, teabagging

Example 1: I just goober dunked my girl friend it was great!!

Example : goober dunking is like chocolate :)

by gooberdunking May 24, 2011

taco dunk

When a female hovers over your face and boops you on the nose with her taco. The female version of teabagging.

She totally gave him a taco dunk when she spotted his bench press.

by Rook_ February 20, 2018