wrinkley sperm

The sperm of an autistic or special needs person

When I walked in there was wrinkley sperm everywhere

by Speaker of maniquins March 15, 2018

wrinky dink

What happens to a man who soaks in the tub too long.

I fell asleep in the tub. Now I've got a wrinky dink.

by Nightmare Chambers May 17, 2018

Wrinjob

Noun- A blackout liability. A person who blacks out face down ass naked in their bed on a casual Friday night

Yo did you hear about tommy SAV... kid wrinjobed himself on rubinoff

by Goodnightjimkyte May 23, 2018

wrinkly chimp

old people friendly insult Fun way to make fun of your grandparents

"Grandpa, get off the coach you wrinkly chimp!"

by Ant_riot May 31, 2018

wrinkle job

When a man's penis is rubbed in and out of someone's wrinkles.

Man that elderly lady gave me a great wrinkle job.

by Zigzags21 August 23, 2018

Wrinklestiltskin

A wrinkled ass hoe. Usually a hoe that lays in the sun for hours until her skin is burnt, crunchy, ratchet, and wrinkled.

Rumpelstiltskin but wrinkly.

“Damn I’m so pale, I need to get some sun this weekend”
“Yeah girl that’s fine, just don’t turn into a wrinklestiltskin”

by aylakay. August 9, 2019

WrinkleFart CrapNut

Ohio Rep Jim Jordan

The yelling jacketless WrinkleFart CrapNut from Ohio just made an ass out of himself again.

by corsendonkian November 21, 2019