Woods

Whites only one day soon

In prison if your Caucasian You run with the woods (white people ) this is known as prison politics

by Psidomym March 15, 2019

The tiger woods

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.

Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

by Archibald Meat Pants November 30, 2015

hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods

Code name for being hung over after a night of heavy drinking; commonly used in dorms

Man 1: Where is Jack?

Man 2: He's not up yet he is probably hidden like a cottonmouth in the woods.

by Jbird24 January 1, 2008

Tiger Woods

Famous golf player who doesn't necessarily need his set of golf clubs to hit a few holes.

A golf player who often gets wood.

"Tiger Woods has been hitting so many holes-in-one off the tee, that his golf earnings will barely cover the alimony he'll have to pay!"

by DizizEgyptiancottonmothafok March 6, 2010

woobs

woobs are the equivalent of moobs.

woobs tend to be on girls with big breasts

"hey hun nice woobs"

by woobs man83 October 13, 2012

Woodsy

An orgy taking place amongst people in the woods; particularly in the mountains of western Carolina.

Several cars pulled off the Blue Ridge Parkway to have a woodsy.

by muggie August 10, 2008

Woodsen

A funny name to call somebody with the last name "Woods".

Dude: Your last name is Woods so I'm calling you Woodsen...
Chick: Ok...
Dude: Woodsen... lol

by op2rules April 2, 2009