wizardtim

A loser who is teh sux0rz and gets owned by n3wbz.

Man, did you see that wizardtim get owned by that newb?

by mwahaaahaa May 27, 2003

wizards sleeve

when a womans fanny has expanded to the estent that it resembles the sleeve of merlin himself. due to many sexual partners or regular fornications with an unaccomadatable penis, one may find herself with a spacious v agina, stretched by much pounding. see also:- 'cave'

"i took it 3 times from adam last night - his dick is nine inches dont you know!"
"holy shit love, you must have a fanny like a wizards sleeve!"

by annonymous15 November 6, 2006

whispering wizard

a small smoking device that when smoked allows the faint voice of the old whispering wizard to guide you in your every day life.

simon: yo matthew get the whispering wizard involved!
matthew: ahhhhhh the whispering wizard!
simon: dude, whats he saying?
whispering wizard: hello boys ooooooohhh be careful for cars!
simon and eades: NICE!

by simon the snake eater February 28, 2009

Epic Fail Wizard

A person who has gained celebrity status from an example, usually in the form of a youtube video, of them epically failing to do something. They have epically failed with such finesse that they have earned respect from everyone and will continue to remain viral on the interwebs for a long time.

"Yo dude, have you seen that Epic Fail Wizard Mark Gormley on youtube yet?"

"I literally wept the first time I heard his music, dude- it was like hearing an angel that just ate another angel- so it had the power of two angels"

by Mottsap April 21, 2010

Mr. Wizard

The person with all the knowledge. usualy used with a sarcastic connotation.

Casper: my out look on the situation...
telly: haaaaa , Mr. Wizard.
Casper: When you deflower a girl,its like gettin famed.They be tellin thier grandkids about that shit; "That Telly, he sure was good in the sack."

by k and D sessions June 28, 2005

Wizard's Trial

A drinking game in which participants make a Wizard Stick or Wizard Staff by stacking cans on top of eachother and taping them together with Gaffer or Duct tape. When a participants wizard stick becomes taller then themselves they become a wizard.

Person A: Man I'm awesome, I totally became a wizard last night.

Person B: Not fair, I can never pass the Wizard's Trial. I always pass out after 6 cans of beer.

Person A: Mate an 8 year old girl could out drink you.

by herbie666 July 19, 2010

wizards gift

When someone sits too far back on the porcelain throne and leaves a small amount of shit on the back of the toilet seat, opposite of the witches kiss

"Someone has left a wizards gift in the toilet."

by Jeynox April 13, 2018