up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.

-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."

by Coran17 October 18, 2023

I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute

join me

mount thor is the tallest cliff in the world and im really making this to get a mug that says "I'm going to sky dive off mount thor without a parachute"

by Megilv June 18, 2024

popcorn without the pco

A sentence that kids use to talk about porn

"I watch popcorn... without the pco"
"What's that?"
"popcorn without the pco is porn."

by toodlesthe8ball December 02, 2024

Land Without Mothers

Slang used on 4Chan to reference the porn site motherless dot com

Anon 1: Would love to see more of her

Anon 2: For that, you have to go to the land without mothers

by JacquesCarolina June 27, 2022

Zak without a C

A man who, while heterosexual, cannot ever seem to prove it, even to their own family and closest friends.

"Bro, I'm not gay, why are you making me a Zak without a C?"
"No, man, you're definitely gay."

by 404thoughtnotfound January 30, 2025

It goes without slaying

when the perception of every action you take is predicated on your widely accepted fierceness.

Beyoncé backstage - I'm about to savagely melt this audience's face off with my voice and my body, but It goes without slaying

by Gandalf the Slay July 31, 2017

Communication Without Sound

Turn off your radio
Come paint your pictures in my mind
Don't talk the night away
You know I ain't the talking kind
I don't want long discussions, right into the night
I don't want words
We ain't got time to play around
I don't want words
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound

Don't pass the time away
Explaining all the lives you lead
Speak only with your eyes (Just Visualise)
'Cause there is nothing more we need
I don't want long discussions, right into the night
I don't want words
We ain't got time to play around
I don't want words
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
I don't want words
We ain't got time to play around
I don't want words
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
Communication Without Sound
Communication
Communication Without Sound

by nEOtr0n+cyberzoid December 14, 2020