granola child

a modern hippie. One who "enjoys" tie-dye, granola and peace...man.

like...whoa...a granola child

by gracie lucy June 29, 2006

Man Child

A man child is an individual (usually male) who still hold traits of a child (adolescent). These traits include whining, pettiness, insecurity and not being able to take the blame.

Willam "Fubar" Lang is a big fat man child.

by Yeti86 February 10, 2019

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

Brat Child

A. An annoying/obnoxious child.

B. Kevin Smith.
C. Not Kevin Smiths girlfriend, Kira.

You are such a brat child. So I had to prove you wrong.

by shestheenemy May 11, 2014

The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.

“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual “
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”

by LDOS1334 April 19, 2018

Satan child

IcyXD.

“Icyxd is a satan child”

by thetacocat78 August 8, 2023

Curling Child

Curling Child/Curling Kid - A term mainly used in European countries.

A child that's put on a pediestal and constantly serviced/spoiled by parents who also act overprotective toward it, without being provided any expectations or boundaries.

The child is the curling stone and the parents are sweeping in front of them so they effortlessly slide through life. Always having things polished and being sent in a certain direction without having to do anything themselves because the parents baby them and sweep their path free of any hardship, or mildly unpleasant situations.

(A child of something similar to Helicopter Parenting.)

"Wow, he expects me to do the entire assignment but for him to get praise and credit as well? Must be a Curling Child."
"She never lets her child be accountable for achieving something he wants. She's raising him into becoming a Curling Kid"

by ChickenMcKnowledge January 1, 2019