handi-wipe

A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina

some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.

I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.

by TyBenj October 16, 2010

arse wipe!

An insult for someone that is annoying!

Jerry: Hahahahaha*snort* So i said to her that I couldn't date her because she looked like my mum! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA*snort*

(No laughter)

Jamie: Jerry?
Jerry: Yes?
Jamie: YOU ARE AN ARSE WIPE!

by Dani!!! October 28, 2005

Gopher wiping

When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.

Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.

by red3rsty January 4, 2008

Security Wipe

When you go to the bathroom and wipe your ass because your Fart felt like it could have been wet, but you aren't sure it was a shart.

Used in the confirmation of a shart.

I had to go make a security wipe because I've been eating a lot of taco bell lately and it felt slightly moist.

by Darkearwig September 1, 2017

Courtesy wipe

I like to call it a courtesy wipe when a guy wipes the rim of the toilet where they dribble and before it runs down the front of the toilet bowl. Of course, the only males I know that do this are gay. Bless them.

Your aim sucks, do a freaking courtesy wipe.

by Queen Mama 2 May 19, 2016

pussy wipe

An undesirable or offensive person --similar to ass wipe but reserved for one who is even more offensive.

Kyle is such a fucking pussy wipe. I hope he gets hit by a truck

by Manny November 25, 2003

Bum Wipes

Slang term that can be used in place of "Toilet Paper."

Hey Joe, we're out of bum wipes!

by Michael (the main man) September 1, 2008