handi-wipe

A back to front wiping motion with ones hand over a woman's vagina

some bro at the club gave me this really fucking gay look so I walked over and handi-wiped his girl.

I handi-wiped the hot bitch and then slapped her grenade friend with the same hand, then called it a night.

by TyBenj October 16, 2010

i wipe my hands over you

To be done with someone, but to wish them the best.

“I wipe my hands over you. Goodbye.”

by retsofeerb February 24, 2018

hand wipes

Monk the OCD detecive's problem. Must keep hands clean

I need a wip, Sharona his nurse

by doctor b November 15, 2004

hand wipes

TH\he OCD detective Monk needs to keep his hands clean.

I need a wipe, Sharona his nurse.

by doctor b November 15, 2004

Pittsburgh Handiwipe

After anal sex, the male wipes the feces off his penis with his hands. Then uses the hair of the person he just had sex with to clean his hands.

"Bro, did your girl get dread extensions?" "No, I used her as a Pittsburgh Handiwipe."

by illyjoel September 2, 2012

San Francisco handiwipe

Upon withdrawing the penis during anal sex, a double kidney punch is delivered, causing the sphincter to tighten and clean the feces off of the penis.

I was banging Jack and finished off with a San Francisco handiwipe.

by TeamCook January 2, 2020