let me touch you where your heart is

One direction's way of saying they want to touch your breasts.

"Let me touch you where your heart is" - one direction, temporary fix

by urapota July 16, 2021

leaving the 5 pin when bowling

If you leave the 5 pin standing alone at the end of your turn while bowling it means that you are going to bed alone or not having sex that night.

if you knock all the other pins and leave the center pin, then you have left the 5 pin. That is called leaving the 5 pin when bowling and it = no sex for you.

by Bowling Queen December 27, 2012

where's the beef

made famous by 80s tv commercial and is a sexual joke when a guy's dick isnt big enough the girl says "where's he beef?"

When Tommy pulled down his pants to show me his package, I yelled where's the beef in an innapropriate manner

by Spenser H March 24, 2004

When I masturbate I think of you

What normal, rational girls don't want to hear.

After band class, some random kid told me "When I masturbate I think of you."

by Jinx (Name already Used) December 27, 2010

Demers Whereabouts

A lame excuse to work from home .

Luke : Yo ! Where is Geoff ?
Mark : Slacker is working from home , his horse is sick ! Damn , thats a Demers Whereabouts !

Luke : Where is Geoff ?
Mark : Douche is working from home , he spying on his spouse ! Damn , thats a Demers Whereabouts !

by S1@y3r_Murphy April 8, 2011

where is your god now?

A 4chan meme used to incur fear, mostly sarcastically

Poster 1: I've been pwned!
Poster 2: Indeed. Where is your god now?

by Merovingian August 17, 2005

where's the beef?

Phrase made popular by a Wendy's TV commercial, which generally means a certain thing is lacking in main substance.

The hamburger has a huge bun, but where's the beef?

by nick_g July 23, 2011