What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Joker.

Joker: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society

Murray: Call the poli-

by 10th State of the USA April 12, 2021

when you're this cool, you don't bother with the details

You're just too cool to bother with any details of anything.
And surpass the level of 'Epic coolness'

This line CANNOT be said. Unless you strike a cool pose right after.

Mother: Sweetie, you have weird rocker friends.
Daughter: I'm not a rocker!
Mother: ...Sorry. You have weird goth friends.
Daughter: I'm not goth!
Mother: Then what are you?!
Daughter: Mom! When you're this cool, You don't bother with the details. ;D

by Ashley ;D June 18, 2008

...when you’re a bitch

This is when you aren’t worthy of fighting. You’re not even worthy of getting your ass kicked. This is when you are a mouthy little maggot who doesn’t know when to shut up and you say the wrong thing to the wrong guy. Then that guy decides to embarrass you and beat your ass with a stapler. He won’t even hit you with it but he’ll put 4 or 5 staples in your ass in front of the viewing public just to embarrass you for the bitch that you are while you cry like a baby. Everyone watching is laughing because this beatdown was a long time coming. You should be ashamed.

Hey Nate! Remember that time when...

Fuck you Ricky! I told you, stop talking or I’ll beat your ass! But you’re not even good enough for that! Because...when you’re a bitch I’m gonna just staple gun your ass. Bitch.

Only the sentence doesn’t really happen. Nate just tags Ricky with a stapler until he cries.

by Larry and Rex and Benny August 5, 2018

When the sun goes down

A song by the arctic monkeys showing that all the pedofiles come out at night

“Cause they say it changes when the sun goes down, over the river going out of town.”

by FORTISSISSISSISSISSISSISSIMO April 28, 2019

And that's when you shave your lama

Used in reference to the act of pre-coital shaving of David M's mothers pubic areas/regions for the purposes of slander and or a waterpark like vagina. It's just like the Playboy Mansions Grotto but without the bunnies.

Oh man and that's when you shave your Lama! Cause you know you ain't going to be toiling in the swamp waters.

by PreacheR-NZ November 14, 2015

We'll burn that bridge when we get there.

A saying that is usually percieved as a malaphor, but can be used to describe the determined yet patient way of getting things done. The meaning could be explained as "we'll come to the bridge, cross it, burn it and move on."

"Have you started studying for finals? There are three of them for three days in a row."

"Nope only for the first one. The rest... Well, we'll burn that bridge when we get there."

(meaning one at a time)

by hrckanja July 14, 2016

Down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver

When you have a boner and then you see a hot girl and you go soft.

GUY1:Oh shit!
GUY2:HA HA! You know what they say, down goes the leaver, when you see the beaver.

by rawr17 January 21, 2010