weiner wine

aged urine; typically spoken with a French accent.

"would you like a sip of my weiner wine, perhaps accompanied by a slice of fromage from my mudcutter?"

by enthusiasmo jones October 7, 2006

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weiner hug

when you like someone so much, you have to hug them twice but on the second hug you "accidentally" bump them with your weiner

"Dale gave me two hugs, and I swear on the second hug he hit me with his weiner. Not cool. He hit me with a goddam weiner hug."

by coodfes November 20, 2009

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Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie

The Ultimate Daily Booster.
The female lies on her back with her ass in the air and her legs over her head.
The male then penetrates her asshole until of reasonable width. The male then adds a touch of lime juice, natural yoghurt, a blended fruit mix (preferably strawberry, orange & papaya) and then adds half a glass of crushed ice.
The male then proceeds to penetrate the asshole once more ensuring that all the ingredients are properly mixed and topping off the combination with a drizzle of cum.
The female then clenches her ass and jumps up and down 3 times before farting out the mushy drink into the glass for the male to drink. (Can also be used to wash down a nice bowl of Chunky Nipple Soup)

Wife: "How was the gym dear?"

Husband: "It was good babe...i am very de-hydrated though"...(gasps for air)

Wife: "Well how about we make you a nice glass of Wienerschnitzel Scheisse Slushie??"

Husband: "Oh thats lovely dear...nothing like a good ol drink from the stink to quench my thirst!!!"

by The Venga!!! April 17, 2010

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weiner jenga

when you are at a party and some dusty broad is passed out on the ground and you have 3-4 friends you kneel over her face and put your weiners on her face from all different angles and stack them up like jenga blocks the person on the bottom then procedes to pull out his dick if none of the top dicks are moved drastically it is a succesfull weiner jenga and then you proceed to cheers and hand out high fives like you are the fucken man

Man #1 "man did you see that saucey, dusty, broad passed out on the floor over their"
Man #2 "lets go put our weiners on her face and pull the bottom one out!"
Man #1 "whats that called?"
Man #2 "weiner jenga"

by trench coat the super dick March 1, 2011

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