Weiner Butt

1. An exceptionally nasty hot dog.
2. Pronoun for somebody acting like a douchebag

I vomited from eating a weiner butt last night.

Dude, stop acting like a wiener butt.

by The Rizzle January 3, 2006

Weiner Measles

The generic, nondescript term for any of a host of venereal diseases (STD's), especially those which cause some sort of eruption on the penis.

James: I would stay away from her. She's hot and all, but...

Bill: But what?

James: You'll probably end up with a scorching case of weiner measles.

by JoeFriday July 20, 2009

oscar mayer weiner

What everyone on those commercials for Oscar Mayer would really love to be

Those people on the commercial wanna be oscar mayer weiners? WTF?

by Like I'm Gonna Tell You! October 4, 2006

weiner sandwich

someone who spills the beans.

oh hey is the weiner sandwich coming tonight?

by Andrew Medeiros March 27, 2007

weiner tea

1) Dirty hot dog water, an off-the-menu item served at many of New York's finest hot dog stands. Purported to give hallucinogenic effects similar to those of LSD.

2) A prank involving the steeping of one's weiner in a cup of lukewarm water prior to serving it to unsuspecting victims. Often garnished with one stray pube. Principally served over ice in the southern United States.

Example #1:
A bum hobbles up to a New York hot dog stand, cold and hungry. In his hand he is counting out change.

"Hey brother, can you spare a dog? I've only got 45 cents. Can you front me?"

The stand owner looks the bum up and down skeptically.

"Are you crazy? If I sold my dogs for 45 cents I'd be as homeless as you!" The man takes another look at the bum and sighs.

"I'll tell you what I can do for you. You look cold and you got holes in all your clothes, so I can sell you a cup of this hot, steamy weiner tea. How's about that?"

Example #2:
A group of office mates are huddled together at the water cooler, chatting away. One man holds a mug with steam rising into the air.

"Man, it sure was nice of John to make me this cup of tea. I always thought he didn't like me!"

by Butt Mudd March 7, 2010

sweaty weiner

what your weiner is after jacking off to gay porn. you also have a sweaty weiner after t bagging your cat in the face or, dipping it in a bowl of hot frying oil, which is the stupidest god damn thing i`ve ever heard of.

how come you have a sweaty weiner Juan? i told you to lay off the gay porn.

by Hot cox October 18, 2009

Weiner Salad

When you sit down at a restarant to enjoy a nice meal, and when your salad comes to the table you take a bite and notice a huge weiner in your food.

I was sitting at the olive garden and they served me a complete weiner salad!

by Lefty9878 September 25, 2005