Wafter

A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as 'doing a Bernie' or 'going on a Bernie'; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a 'double-waft' or 'double-Bernie'. From the Latin phrase 'Whenum isum Bernum est?' meaning 'Where is the Wafter?'

'Where's John, he's been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he's been gone for two hours?'

'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'

by Baxter McGilverson April 13, 2014

Waste of air

Waste of air is someone who nobody like and is considered to be of no value to society

Gaby is a waste of air

by user1969420 October 31, 2019

waste man

A boi or a man who is a complate dick head. He is involved in pointless activities and go on as if he is good when he is not!!. You dont even want to be near them

Get the fuck away from me you Waste man

by Fayola September 17, 2006

Walter

A nigga who wont shut up bout ketchup

“Bro walter wont shut up about ketchup”

by CanadaBennett December 9, 2019

W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck)

An individual who is so worthless/incompetent/lazy that it would've been more productive for offspring's parents to not have even had sex in the first place. (IE genetic material used to concieve this person was wasted)

After years of trying to convince himself that he was not a W.O.F., Tim finally gave in and shot himself.

by Q-tip motha June 13, 2004

Wasted

Drunk or high to the point you can't tell which end is which, which hole to put it in, what living thing to put it in, or can't get it in at all. Symptoms include dizziness, nausea, and the worst fucking headache EVER.

"Oooh my friggin' head i'm so wasted."

by April XD December 9, 2008

waste man

Waste of time, waste of space

(in an argument)
"shut up you Waste man."

by delta August 25, 2004