University of Washington 

A state run program to harbor all foreign nationalities, but mostly Asians. Asians, Asians, Asians and more Asians. UW propaganda attempts to make attendees (AKA Fuskies) feel better about themselves by inflating their enormous egos by supplying pink t-shirts, 2 sizes to small, to all men and by confiscating all female underwear (most girls are already so slutty, they often have none already).

Luckily, UW alerts the general public of a Fuskies presence by smothering its inhabitants with gaudy purple and gold, which are the universal colors for "Yes, I tan and go to Starbucks every day, please key my car."

Sadly, while UW was intended for foreign exchange students, unintelligent, insecure, high school sluts and bisexual men from here in America have, over time, been attracted to UW, thus enhancing UW's reputation as a breeding ground for STD's, bad sports teams, and cum spiked hair.

Kieth, you Fuskie, get up to the University of Washington.

University of Washington by Nob~~ June 14, 2010

University of Washington 

The school Ivy missers attend to make themselves feel better about that Cornell rejection. Convinced they attend an elite institution, Huskies overlook UW's 75% acceptance rate and mediocre admissions statistics, preferring to delude themselves into believing they attend anything more than a mediocre regional school unknown outside the Pacific Northwest.

Husky - "Yeah I go to University of Washington, the best school in a barely populated region of the country. It's basically the equivalent of Harvard."

Ivy Leaguer - "......what the fuck are you talking about?"

University of Washington by yaley November 26, 2010

University of Washington 

Faggots who wear purple.

University of Washington colors: "Purple" and Gold

University of Washington by educatedguy October 14, 2011

Nigga T. Washington 

A colloquial and (intended to be) non-pejorative term for a friend. Based off of the 19th century African American civil rights leader Booker T. Washington.

What's up my Nigga T. Washington?

Nigga T. Washington by snackman5000 May 2, 2011

Olympia, Washington 

No one here knows what the fuck deodorant is.

Oh Olympia, Washington? Yeah the people that think they're sending a message by not washing their armpits?

Olympia, Washington by Desertkitten October 2, 2017

Jascha Washington 

The hottest black kid ever to open up a Possibilites Book in a movie starring Queen Latifah. See also: the reason Shawn and Georgia got to meet Emeril and learn that butter is the secret to life.

It's Romeo.
It's Bow Wow.
YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.
Jascha Washington!

... doo doo.

Jascha Washington by Queen Latifahs White Selfs Student January 21, 2006

university of washington 

It is a university in the city of Seattle that is like a big chinatown, despite its western architecture. Every third person you pass by on campus is asian. There is a significant number of half-asian people here who try hard to act white and hide their asian ancestry. In your classes you will encounter loud and obnoxious asian-american guys who interrupt class to crack lame jokes, gay people who talk like the opposite gender, loners who came from another state, and nerds who join a fraternity and suddenly think they're badass. If you are expecting to find life-long friends in college, UW may be the wrong school for you.

Besides that, it's a decent school with decent education.

Parent 1: My daughter is a freshman at the University of Washington.
Parent 2: Is that right?
Parent 1: Yes. She is very excited.
Parent 2: Well, I feel bad for you.
Parent 1: Why? UW is a great school!
Parent 2: Only if she wants to be raped or marry a Bruce Lee.

Asian Parent 1: My son go to Yuuu double-ru.
Asian Parent 2: Oh myyyy gawd. U very good parent make very disciprined child.
Asian Parent 1: *asian laugh* We replace American flag with China!

university of washington by xcaliburmese January 2, 2014