Sad Walrus

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a girl's mouth and the excess jizz seeps out the sides of her mouth thus making her sad creating walrus tusks.

Yo your girlfriend was great last night, I gave her a sad walrus!

by Francois Bacon February 28, 2011

Fuzzy Walrus

When hooking up with a girl who has a fuzzy vagina from not shaving for a couple of days, you take a shit in her vagina, and then eat it out.

Bro, i gave this girl the meatiest Fuzzy Walrus last night.

No way! How was it?

It tasted like shit!

by Josh F. November 28, 2007

Walrus

A term denoting any and all 16-year old boys with wrinkly faces, who are consistently encased in some form of cast, and who overuse plural words to an extreme. their parents are cool boomers, but have a tendency to be hovercraft parents

also responds to Poo, Poo-Pie (like banana cream), or Blue Eyes.

1: hey we're having a party on saturday. can you go?
Reece: no, i have a tennis tourney.
1: but it's at night.
Reece: well, i have to study for all my AP classes.
1 (to 2): Jeez, reece is being such a walrus.
2: omg, ino. vampires leave their houses more often.
1: hah 2tru

by Jordan Dylan Merkin March 19, 2008

Walrus

To put a tooter in each nostril and inhale (insert substance of choice) simultaneously.

Usually performed in small groups with large quantities of illicit, insufflable substances.

"Dude, walrus the mirror."

by Mobile Lek April 14, 2008

Walrus

A large creature which resides in Seaforth, Merseyside. The Walrus,or less commonly known name 'Walmart' tends to wear Doc Marten boots and has a strangely squeaky sound to it when it makes noises. In most cases when aggitated; the walrus will run like a tit and make a rather amusing face. Though the walrus doesn't look threatening, beware of it's footwear; as that is it's only defence when under threat. In recent weeks, the Walrus has began to wear a sort of black hand garment in the cold winter months. And yes, as you may have guessed - it does make him a pussy.

"I smacked the Walrus and it ran like an idiot and everybody laughed."

by Kestrel Soup December 15, 2008

Walrusing

A sexual act, preformed during male/female sex; when the male is on top whilst the partners are facing eachother. The male then (optionaly puts pencils in his mouth to simulate tusks) begins to make walrus noises as he slaps the womans tits in a side to side motion.

dude, i was having the best sex ever, but she made me stoop after I began Walrusing her.

by Va-Jay March 23, 2011

walrus

A boasting wanker, especially about money or supposed sexual prowess. From the nickname walrus applied to Joff Ennis, from the walrus-like rolls of fat on the back of his neck.

Walrus: Im so ace and ive just fucked 87 birds up the arse blah blah.....
Me: Shut up u fuckin walrus.

by oracle March 12, 2004