Who told you to put the balm on?

A response to someone who does something that undermines a perfectly devious strategy, taken from the words of Jackie Childs from Seinfeld when Kramer put balm on his thighs which cured the burns from a hot cup of coffee, thus thwarting their strategy to sue for permanent disfigurement.

I set up a fake meeting in my calendar so I wouldn't have to go to the staff meeting, then you screwed it up by suggesting we push the staff meeting back an hour. Who told you to put the balm on?

by RJPSYR September 1, 2009

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whorenest

Where two or more single females live in an apartment or house

Person 1: Where is all that noise coming from?
Person 2: The whorenest next door

by F*km January 9, 2017

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white dad

Son: Hey dad look at this
Dad: Oh wow that's cool
Son: You didn't even look
Dad: That's nice.

A straight savage White Dad

by The Osama Gang January 13, 2017

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Stripper Whisperer

A guy who enjoys listening to the messed up stories of strippers as much as, if not more than watching them dance. He is like the amateur psychologist of the strip club community and always ends up in an extended conversation with the girls.

A skilled stripper whisperer will help his crew stay clear of any unnecessary drama, and pair up each of his boys with the correct dancer for their personal brand of crazy.

Next time you hit the strip club, bring my cousin. The guy's a straight up stripper whisperer. He'll have the deets on all the girls.

by K. Washington July 26, 2016

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