flesh weapon

The male penis, genitalia, package, tool, wood, pecker, package, man meat, etc.

We were having a good roll in the sheets, then I came in from the flank and hit her hard with the flesh weapon... It was great!

by Judd B. Brown December 21, 2008

office weapons

Any sort of weapons the weird guy on your floor may use against you in retaliation for confronting him for stealing your lunch. Office weapons include but are not limited to: ballpoint pen, pencil(mechanical or wooden), scissors, stapler, staple remover, box cutter, power cord, scalding hot coffee, computer monitor, etc.

After confronting Garry about filching my tuna sandwich, he threatened me with a number of office weapons.

by Jahbreezy February 18, 2015

Weapon

The softest of all men... characterized by an inflated sense of self and an enhanced perception of how others see you. also, a self imposed need to present a party face of all time. Unable to function while hung over. AKA "The Squirt Gun"

Place of origin: East Coast (specifically Darien)

Synonyms: Tool, Douche

Antonyms: Calm, Cool, Composed

Jackson thinks he such a weapon... Little does he know I wiped my duck butter on his grill.

by Please Kick Poop September 5, 2016

Weapons hold

An order that tells soldiers to only open fire when attacked or on command

The sergeant ordered his men to go weapons hold

by CommanderChase July 8, 2019

Far long range weapon

Something my stupid friend said when he had a shot gun

Far long range weapon

by Polar_ArtzAlot July 21, 2019

weapon of mass destruction

big ass weapons that destroy other people or things with one blow and could leave big after affects

That is a big ass WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION that could basically nuke the fucking world!

by lolgangster16 November 19, 2019

Hypersonic Weapon

When someone who has so little in their lives to talk about that their lips move faster than the speed of sound when talking about other people's business.

When you left the bar ____ pulled out a hypersonic weapon when talking about your sexual exploits.

I thought that only Russia and China had such technology.

by Sammie1! November 21, 2019