TURDle wax

Get a girl naked..preferably one you dislike. Have her lie naked on the bed face down. Tell her you have to use the bathroom. While in the bathroom, shit just far enough out of your ass so the shit hangs a good couple inches. When you come out of the bathroom run and slide across her back like you would across the hood of a car.

I saw this Bitch i hated. So I decided to TURDle wax her!

by allen bak February 22, 2008

Jewish Wax

When your parnter cums on the hairy area on the body, Puts a sheet of paper on the cum, wait til its dry and tear off paper.

Hey jimmy wanna jewish wax?

Sure mom!

by Olivia Buckham August 22, 2011

disk wax

A group of people you love and couldn’t live without

You guys are really the disk wax.

by Thank you next December 7, 2018

House of Wax

A chick whowears way too much makeup, wears sanky clothing, stuffs their bra.., ect.
they tend to be maneaters. they're on step higher than your basic whore.

dumb friend: damn, jesus have you seen the new girl kayla??
me: no dude, dont even think about it shes a total House of Wax.

by pencillover July 1, 2011

ass wax

using a hot ass to wax the hood of a Trans Am.

Throwing Tina down on the hood of a Trans Am,aND WAXING HER ASS.

by eddie September 29, 2003

eyebrow wax

A method used by women to aesthetically enhance their facial features by curving, slimming down the brows and eliminating the uni-brow. This is however strictly for women or gay men, any man that does this is a faggot bc it is guy code that if you wax, you're gay. If men insist on taking care of their problem the only solution is to pluck away, but waxing is for homosexual tools.

That chick's getting an eyebrow wax
oh ya? so is that homosexual guy over there.
he like-a-the-way your cock tastes.
ya, only fags wax

by ManLawMaStA January 25, 2009

bikini wax

pubic hair wax;also used by males who wear bikinis and want hair-free nuts and crotch

Since Tyrone started using bikini wax his crotch skin was as soft as a baby's. His dates were happy not to have pubes in their mouths when they were forced to deepthroat the eleven inch pole.

by Richard Black March 19, 2005