When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".
"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
by pishposhsloshed May 15, 2012
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by Expo314 February 27, 2012
When a passive-aggressive gets angry, and uses an excessive amount of sarcasm and reverse-psychology to completely obliterate and own an instigator. often completely unwarranted or over the top, and has an element of rant. the level of sourness displayed leaves a flavour in your mouth similar to that felt after eating a toxic waste lolly, renowned for their sourness and bitterness.
*In a classroom, harry chatting to mate*
Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...
*blah blah blah*
*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*
Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
Teacher to Harry: "go on harry, why don't you speak a bit louder, because i just don't think you are speaking loud enough, and in any case i think what you have to say about your pathetic weekend must be more important than the english lesson i am trying to give, especially once you consider that you will only need to know english for the rest of your life. in fact, why dont you come up to the front and take over the lesson, while we all patiently listen. come on. no? why not? you seemed to be enjoying talking over the top of me. well, here's your chance, i won't even try to speak while you are. go on...
*blah blah blah*
*awkward silence in class, harry mumbles non-committal reply*
Mate to harry: "dude, you just got toxically wasted. i think i'm gonna be sick from the sourness of that rant"
by stilltryingforwordoftheday May 23, 2009
When you buy an item or service and the item or service is lacking in getting its job done you know most of the next gen consoles those are waste of shit things are not made like they used to be used in a sentence
1) that weed delivery service was a waste of shit I ordered golden glue and I got tobacco
2) bro did you get the new Xbox One nah man my last one was a waste of shit so I just build a PC
1) that weed delivery service was a waste of shit I ordered golden glue and I got tobacco
2) bro did you get the new Xbox One nah man my last one was a waste of shit so I just build a PC
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 March 01, 2018
A state of total inebriation, where unspeakable things are bound to happen.
Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.
Usually caused by an excessive intake of tequila.
Jim: Who's ready to get Walkup Wasted?!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!
Steve: Woah man, remember what happened last time? You totally had sex with your friend's mom!
by kylebutler32 March 22, 2012
by Drivetribe January 14, 2018