Hate wank

To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.

"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."

by spyanuk October 2, 2005

Multi-Wank

Where a lad has a wank, but after the first (orgasm) or cum session he carries on going to achieve multiple rounds of cum. Danger, can become tiring and painful !

i came 4 times in multi-wank last night!

by multiwank November 3, 2009

Wake and wank

The act of waking up and masturbating.

Person: I had a wake and wank session this morning after dreaming about Stacy's mom.

by WaywardPrincess April 27, 2017

Wank Tights

A more classier version of the 'Wank Sock'. Wank tights are the connoisseurs choice for masturbation.

'ere Terry I much prefer the "Wank Tights" to the sock, its so much more silky, depending on the denier.

by haybarner January 22, 2010

aussie wank

First developed by Dale Hunt, an Aussie Wank is when a man masterbates to Kangaroo Porn. While drinking as many Fosters as possible before ejaculation.

Fuck me that was a long aussie wank, got through 24 fosters.

by Aussie Dale May 3, 2015

Honour Wank

When you masturbate especially in honour of someone you love, admire or miss. You do this without the need of porn and it is considered more special than any other types of masturbation.

e.g. Me: Mate, I just had an honour wank over Jennifer. God I think she's the one.
Friend: You fucking weirdo

by AsianEquations April 21, 2014

Sniff wank

When you are so turned on by the smell of something, you have to masterbate

My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow

by Paedo Ted April 25, 2011