vaginalfiction

When a buddy don't want to tell his homies he struck out with a girl he makes up a fake story to seem like he got some pussy

I heard pat on the couch with that whorederve,he just got some vagtasticle vaginalfiction vagitating in his head today
I'm sure he'll fix it if he's vagulent

by Nipple nose October 31, 2017

Vaginal Wharf

The moist dock in which we males park our scurvy ships for an overnight squander.

pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'

pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"

by jimminybigboi April 23, 2018

vaginal probe

Somthing u need in your life

John: have u got your vaginal probe in yet

Betty: what the fuck are u on about

John: I need a clone of u pussy when I'm lonely u know

by Drugs are good January 22, 2018

vaginal juuling

using a juul e cigarrette with ones own vagina to get an orgasm and a high

Linda is so wild she was vaginal juuling last night.

by weirdo47969 May 22, 2018

Vaginal lint

The moment when she’s about to sit on your face and you see balled up toilet paper stuck to the side of her vagina

So i was going down on this lady friend of mine and she had vaginal lint Coagulating From her Vagina

by Twice over June 22, 2018

vaginal trash

The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.

“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.

“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.

by Evil95GT January 6, 2019

Vaginal Wrestling

After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES

Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!

by Sarcia26 March 21, 2019