Vagina

The thing that will at some point take over a straight man's (or lesbian woman's. Depends how you roll) life.

Man 1: Remember when we were little and played games and stuff?
Man 2: Yea, that was great.
Man 1: Yea...what the hell happened?
Man 2: We discovered vagina.

by alex says 97 July 19, 2010

Vaginal Spelunking

Upon giving oral sex to a woman, the partner performing oral sex opens the vagina and yells "Hello, in there," or something of that sort, in hopes of hearing an echo.

John: Mary is such a slut, You could go vaginal spelunking!

by Chip J July 5, 2007

Depressed Vagina

My vagina when its not in the mood for any action.

Oh man i must have one seriously depressed vagina, it doesnt even want the shower head!

by melissssssssssssssssssssssss May 12, 2007

vagina slut

when a slut has the face of a vagine (pubes included).

-You seen that fat bitch with the mustache...

-Yeah dude that's a vagina slut right thurr.

by 1ANNIE2 October 16, 2008

cave vagina

An extremely spacious vagina, one that requires larger objects for stimulation.

She said that my seven-inch penis was too small. Bitch must have some sort of cave vagina.

by Sami-X January 22, 2009

Lonelier Than a Nun's Vagina

Extremely lonely; untouched; sad and forlorn; abstinent but not necessarily by choice (ironically, unlike a nun's actual vagina).

Luke hasn't had a date in months. Not sure if it's his work schedule or what. He's lonelier than a nun's vagina.

by fpile September 12, 2010

Vagina

The storeroom for the man's cock.
A.K.A pussy

If it is cold in the winter, than leave your cock in a vagina, it will get warm there

by Me=Myself=I August 26, 2020