Non-Euclidean Vagina

A vagina so distorted from a good fucking that it no longer satisfies Euclid's parallel postulate, instead existing in more exotic geometric spaces, including but not limited to hyperbolic and Minkowskian geometries.

"Yeah bro, I wrecked that pussy so hard that for a given line L and a point A not on L, there was not exactly one line through A which did not intersect L."

"Nice dude, non-euclidean vaginas are clutch as hell."

Non-Euclidean Vagina by Erotic Cryptography October 18, 2011

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MC Vagina

Probably the funniest YouTube rapper out there. His beats are so awful you can't help but love them.
He obviously loves vagina and he raps about all the girls he fucks. (He wishes) He's a real 'bad ass.'
Watch his videos- you won't be disappointed
His two main videos 'Show Me Your Genitals' and 'I Kill People' will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

MC Vagina:

"I wanna see your bum, I don't care what they say,
no I don't have feelings cause' feelings are gay.
Something, something in the month of May.
Bitches love my penis cause' it's really big."

"Guns don't kill people- Nuh uh. I kill people.. With guns. Pow."

MC Vagina by Hanzor July 6, 2009

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cotton vagina

(n.) an experience of dryness when stoned during intercourse

We smoked before, so I had really bad cotton vagina when he tried to put it in me.

cotton vagina by sapphireseduction February 17, 2012

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vaginal sex

The most common form of sex. This type of sex is accomplished when a man thrusts his penis in and out of a woman's vagina from the front or from behind.

Most of the time, people have vaginal sex.

vaginal sex by AJAW December 31, 2004