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Urban Dictionary 

The dictionary whose every definition contains either sticking fingers into vaginas or sucking on a stranger's dick.
Don't believe me? Go on Urban Dictionary and see for yourself.

Urban dictionary 

A site that won’t publish my definitions even though they are funny as fuck
A:I made a really funny definition of Mattybraps on Urban dictionary today , they didn’t publish it though.
B: Cowards

Urban Dictionary 

A website boomers use to understand their Generation Z grandkids better.
Bob: My grandma called me a thot
Trent:How does she know what that means
Bob: She said she used Urban Dictionary
Urban Dictionary by PandaCoochie September 19, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

Definition #1 A place where legends find their definitions when they need help with english.

Definition #2 When you're in class and you finished ur work but u have nothing to do so you look up words here
#1

Person 1: hey dude, i need help with the english homework
Person 2: just look them up on Urban Dictionary

#2
Person: What should we do we finished everything

Teacher: Look up penis on urban dictionary and leave me alone plz
Urban Dictionary by dsdfdsd October 21, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

An online dictionary where every word has to do with something sexual.

started in 1999 and was good up until 2003 when stupid teens on drugs decided to define their made up sex words.
Person 1: wanna read some urban dictionary definitions so we can get help on our english homework?
Person 2: bro we're gonna get in trouble all the definitions have something to do with sex
Stupid teenager that overheard conversation: LOL u mean Urban DICKtionary?
Urban Dictionary by dsdfdsd October 24, 2019

Urban Dictionary 

Hannah: Wiki has everything
Mark: nah, check out urban dictionary
Hannah: goes to urban dictionary *starts singing* A WHOLE NEW WORLD