uncle jeremy

Awesome

"Did you mean uncle jeremy?"
"Yea, he's awesome!"

by Dot, Dot, Dot... September 6, 2016

unclethew

A man that deviates from what is standard, normal, or expected but has unlimited loyalty and endurance.

Unclethew's beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man's entire body.

by Unclethew December 22, 2016

Uncle Harambe

When your uncle pays you a special visit during the night and latches hold of your cock like Harambe and gives you a tug job so hard you think your dick is going to get ripped off.

I spent the weekend with my cousins. It was great until the Uncle Harambe. I’m still sore.

by Eaton Holgoode November 9, 2017

Undefinable

Ummm...

Oh, right. Unable to define.

I made it seem like this word was undefinable, for a second there.

by Smith dux Wurd January 10, 2018

Uncle Spooner

When you spend the night at your cousin’s house and you wake up in the middle of the night being aggressively spooned by your uncle with a little something stiff knocking on your back door.

I thought I was dreaming till I realized I was awake and getting the old uncle spooner.

by Eaton Holgoode January 27, 2018

Uncle Bourbone

A man who deals with patience, especially from people who can't control their autism.

Wow, he's really being a uncle bourbone to that guy!

by Godiswithmeandnotyou February 25, 2018

UncleGreedy

In the virtual game Habbo, this man is popular for being the “player” of the USDF. Also, a pretty dumb member of the OJFD that doesn’t know what “inwardly cringing” means.

Pvt: Did you here that SCPO UncleGreedy has been talking to Sydney?

Cpl: Wait, wasn’t he with Mia last week?

by HahaGOTTEM July 16, 2018