tweech

People who tweet someone else'e tweet as their own instead of re-tweeting them.

Eg:
Original finder of a funny article is ABC, while XYZ follows ABC.

ABC: This is funny. lol someFunnyUrl

XYZ who follows ABC tweets receives this tweet and tweets it as his/her own instead of doing RT @ABC: This is funny. lol someFunnyUrl

Thus, XYZ is a twitter leech, aka a tweech.

by linkkhi June 19, 2009

Tweedling

The act of taking a bath and raising the head of your erect penis out of the water to make an island.
Then you take a horsefly and remove one of its wings and place it on your helmet head island.
It will be unable to fly and flap around in a circle on your dick head until you shoot your load like a volcano.

Dude...I was taking a bath last night and a horsefly landed on my bar of soap. I ripped off one of that fuckers wings and started tweedling until I bust a nut. Best feeling ever.

by Uncle_Slippy_Fist August 18, 2019

Tweef

Similar to a queef, only happening out of a males penis. A dick fart.

That wind-sock fluttering in the breeze reminds me of that big tweef I let out earlier.

by Drewy Clark August 28, 2009

tweek

to be messed up

"Man my arm is totally tweeked..."

by kevsgrl2004 June 9, 2003

tweek

Noun. A boisterous dork, dweeb or nincompoop. An annoyingly loud twit.

Shut the fuck up you stupid tweek.

by E. Debs April 1, 2005

tweedle

tweedle, a sum meaning no T.V

Boy - T.V + Brains + Hair = FEZ

by Scotty-0 March 31, 2003

tweed

Combination of both "tweak" and "weed". Hence the nickname "tweed".

Jason: Pass me some tweak.

David: Pass me some weed.

Big Steve: How 'bout some tweed?!?!?!?!?!

by Ghst September 12, 2004