Tweet Tard

Anyone who doesn't understnd the 140 character limit of Twitter

So the other day I was totally on the highway and this stupid car cut me off I was like what the fuck and I swerved over. Needless to say I…….

Sorry about that last Tweet. I’m such a tweet tard

by phiberosmosis September 12, 2009

Tweedo

A term used to refer to weed or marijuana.

Yo I got some tweedo.

by Phillmore Blunts February 3, 2010

Tweet Storm

When some activists on Twitter decides to go full retard and organize a "Tweet storm" like it's a real IRL demonstration.

There's a Tweet storm tomorrow to demonstrate against a new bill

by Norwack April 4, 2015

Teetotalism

The practice and promotion of complete abstinence from alcoholic beverages. A lesser form of the typical straight edge, and equally as tacky.

"Phil's been spouting off that teetotalism shit again! When's he going to stop shoving it down our throats?"

by A Lolrus April 24, 2008

Tweesome

Used with a hashtag (#) on Twitter to tag Twitter threesomes. Tweesome is a group of three Tweeple, F/M/F, sharing cyber sexual public Tweets i.e., engaging in group cyber sex via Twitter. Tweesome posts are properly tagged #tweesome. Often associated with #swingers.

If the number of people engaged in Twex is four or more, it is properly tagged #Tworgy. If the number of Tweeple is three and they are M/F/M, it is tagged #twangbang. If the number of people engaged is just two, it is simply Twex.

As used in a Tweet:

I'm totally up for a #tweesome! Who's naked? See my free videos at link!

by twittertwat June 17, 2009

One Tweet Stand

When a person signs up for twitter and only uses it for one day, then never goes on the account again.

Person1:Hey, do you have a twitter account?
Person2:I did. But it was a bit of a one tweet stand.

by TheDictionaryQueen August 29, 2009

meat tweet

a genital snapshot - often depicting a state of arousal - sent by a gentleman to a lady friend he has just met on a social networking site. Often ends up being permanently downloaded to the hard drive of his wife's divorce lawyer.

My meat tweet a "moment of madness", says Premier League footballer.

by Rob9811 November 6, 2011