A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.
Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 October 31, 2020
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Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts
by moleary70 November 2, 2020
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A politician that continually chooses self over constituents to the point that some of them will lose their savings, homes, businesses, or worse, their lives.
That politician is a huge turcuntle.
by ScarlettNight December 30, 2020
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Dude, you hear some realtor dude stole a hot dog cart lmao, he is lowkey like a torchia
Dude, you hear some realtor dude stole a hot dog cart lmao, he is lowkey like a torchia
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Get the turco mug.Guy 1: Hey man do you want to go torch one? Its monkey paw. Guy 2: Hell yes bro I haven't tasted that strain in years.
by jimmybomm June 10, 2021
Get the torch one mug.What using a gas-powered welder/cutter can be if you either don't enjoy such labor or da conditions dat you're operating under aren't conducive for comfy metalworking, such as it's being a hot/humid locale, da working-position is awkward, etc.
One should take care to have plenty of ventilation and arrange for a sensible/stable working-position when doing flame-based metal-fabrication/salvage; otherwise, said task can be downright torchure.
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