African Trumpet Reversal

engaging in Vaginal intercourse whilst one partner is hanging upside down in a closet from his or her knees, holding on for dear life,

I so shoved my wiener in her hot pocket, while she was upside down in the closet, hanging on for dear life, and I was like "Yeah! now this is an African Trumpet Reversal"

by PhuckIsABadWord June 24, 2010

Kentucky Mud Trumpet

n. a sex act in which a male straddles himself above the face of his partner (male or female) who is lying on their posterior side. the other partner proceeds to give the standing male a handy (i.e. manual stimulation of the penile organ). whilst receiving said handy, the male places the large end of a cooking funnel under his anus. ideally the male will have eaten a large amount of shwarma for the sex act to have the maximum impact. as the male receiving the handy nears completion, he strains his bowels, thusly relieving himself of all excrement into the funnel; the small end of the funnel is conveniently stored in the other partner's mouth. All of the liquidy stool will be stored in the partner's mouth while the other ejaculates. There are two endings to this situation. The partner with the fecal matter in his/her mouth can swallow or spit into a freezer mug. A variation on the sex act involves spitting the fecal matter back into his/her lover's mouth, who then spit's that fecal matter/saliva/vomit into the other's butthole. This can be repeated ad infinitum. This variation is known as a Louisville Mud Flugelhorn. When multiple people daisy chain this act together it is known as a Kentucky Mud Trumpet Derby.

Tony: Dude did you hear about a Kentucky Mud Trumpet

Bob: No

Tony: Yeah, it's pretty gross dude.

Bob: Sweeet.

by viado_pra_caralho December 7, 2012

butt trumpet

Obnoxious punk rock band, founded in Los Angeles in 1991.

Did you hear that offensive Butt Trumpet song?

by Klark March 15, 2007

trumpet creeper

A guy (or girl) who atempts butt stuff with no warning during sexual activity.

Brian tried to sneak a finger in the back door the other night. What a trumpet creeper.

by candy slamberg February 19, 2015

Trumpet

A closet trump supporter

Are you in the closet trump? = trumpet

by Artaxoxo October 13, 2016

Trumpet ass

A description of ones ass after dropping a softball size turd.

Man, you have to see the size of the shit in that toilet. That guy must have a trumpet ass

by Bobway3 October 15, 2016

trumpet

The absolute best instrument in the band.
While players range, a high amount of people can play this piece of brass beauty incredibly well.
It is also includes a painful mouthpiece, lots of valve oil, slide grease, and a slightly heavy case.
**Caution: Never attempt a High C (above the staff) in your first year playing**

Believe me, the trumpet is so awesome, no words can exactly explain its awesomeness.

by trumpetplayer December 14, 2016