Treadmilarity

The phenomenon of striking up conversations with people at the gym solely because you consistently find yourself on neighboring treadmills.

I don't even know his name, but we share a treadmill almost every morning. It's a weird kind of treadmilarity.

by FriesAndTots August 10, 2023

cock treader

A cock treader is someone who steals girls from another guy, usually (but not always) just to piss the other guy off.

"Dom picked up this hot girl in the club, and was convinced that he staying at her place tonight, but I totally trod on his cock and now Dom is going home alone! I didn't even like that skank bitch!"

Guy #1 "Dude I finally had the balls to ask her out for a drink, and she said yes!"

Guy #2 "Damn shes hot, i might just have to have her for myself!"

Guy #1 "Man you're such a cock treader!"

by MakaveLee December 30, 2008

Brown Treasure

Poop.

My brown treasure's on it's way. Bringin' peace and relief to me today hey.

by Wolfy von Otterslap December 1, 2009

internet treasure trove

An online shop selling cool stuff for cheap

Looking for something to buy? Go to double you double you double you dot internet treasure trove dot com

by Plastic drinking glass June 10, 2018

Heavy Treader

Someone with legs like king kong's dick

don't go near her mate she's a heavy treader !

by the chief & bennett August 11, 2018

meth-treasure

The piles of cheap mattresses, furniture and personal items left outside on the sidewalk after a meth reno i.e. from meth heads being evicted from their dive

Rachael: I just moved and I'm desperate for status symbols
Aj: Yo need to go on a meth-treasure hunt
Rachael: Um.... when are you free?

by maxfox September 6, 2019

High treason

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High treason
Making war against my family on my dad's side as 1/8 the queen Elizabeth the second relation
Non believers in god

I can't believe how many times Guelph police service racists commit high treason a day

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022