college tourture 

A forced march/visit to college campuses you are not interested in attending, usually at the insistence of your parents who are alums of the college.

"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."

college tourture by wingit123 October 20, 2011

Tortured Mel 

Runescape world 71 Legend

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Tortured Mel by Old School Teacher March 12, 2009

Tortune

The last song that you have heard which is spontaneously and annoyingly playing in your head: LAST SONG SYNDROME
n. tortune
vb.tortune, -ed, have --ed.

Samson Playing
B1: Man that song's great...
B2: No. It gives me LSS.
B1: LSS is out man...You are tortuned by it...

Tortune by Hotnail kickers August 8, 2009

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains 

A male symptom that occurs when much action and dry humping has occurred with a girlfriend or boyfriend, but where trousers have remained on. The condition is extremely painful, and chronic, as the pain will mount until the pressure is released.

"I can't carry on like this. I have severe (chronic/torturous) trouser pressure pains. And since we haven't really done it thus far, I conclude I must go home and read some heady literature whilst on the toilet."

(Chronic/Torturous) Trouser Pressure Pains by Words Wired Weird February 4, 2008

tortured artist 

Over-emotional, "artistic" individuals. Can be characterized by wearing a lot of black, having an online blog, and being obsessed with poetry. Often have unattended psychological dissorders.

"She's not goth, she's just a tortured artist!"

tortured artist by Anonymous June 25, 2003

Torturing The Turtle 

Excesive Compulsive Masterbation

"Where is Rob?"
"He is in his room torturing the turtle."

Torturing The Turtle by Matlor March 6, 2008

torturedrouter 

this guy slams ovhs,nfo,etc he needs to be stopped he's also downed multiple big organizations websites.

torturedrouter a botnet developer

torturedrouter by erfwafwaefa January 20, 2021