turkey

slang for BIC lighter

Hand me that turkey baby.

by VDanger May 4, 2011

turkey dump

Mostly in Canada, when a girlfriend or boyfriend comes back from uni/collage and they dump you over the thanksgiving weekend. Usually because they've met someone at uni/collage.

"My weekend sucks"
"why? its Thanksgiving aren't you thankful that you still have your girlfriend?"
" No man, she turkey dumped me!"
" lame. hope the mash potatoes and gravy sticks on her"

by Jillfer January 23, 2009

turkey

(n) a loser; an uncoordinated, inept, clumsy fool
OR
a tool; a person who is not in with current culture and slang or is just generally uncool.
These slang usages of the word "turkey" were mostly used during the late 60's and 70's by urban-dwelling blacks.
See jive turkey

That honkey is one straight-up jive turkey!

by Jam Master J November 24, 2005

turkey

1. a failure, a sham

2. stupid and inept person

The Mario Bros. movie was a one hell of a turkey, especially considering that it was based on a video game.

by The Return of Light Joker November 28, 2010

turkey

3 blow jobs in one night

Ya, I gave him a bj, he came three times, it's like a turkey in bowling
Gobble, gobble

by Pussykatturkey October 21, 2010

Turkey Butt

A person who is so stupid and silly yet adorable at the same time. Someone you just can't stay angry with.

*Whitney makes jerkish but funny comment*
Mary: Whitney you are such a turkey butt!

by JibberJabberJib July 20, 2011

Turkeys

Part of the female vagina that only a select, special few of women have. They hang down at the bottom opening and some woman can even pull them a few centimeters down their leg! The tips of the turkeys are usually a darker shade of the top of it but its still beautiful. The womans men will have to get used to it but sooner or later, they'll realize that it makes their woman special!

It's so wierd! When i pee, my turkeys spread my pee apart!

by Daniella T February 11, 2006