Covid-toes

When ur dads goes are crusty as fuck and they be looking like yellow powder and you would rather lick a deers asshole then like his foot

I'd rather lick a deer's asshole than lick ur covid-toes

by Shadowfang543 April 24, 2020

Monkeys toe

When you're so desperate for a dump that you struggle to keep it in before reaching the sanctuary of a toilet. Also known as 'Touching cloth', 'pulling tongues', 'turtles head', 'getting a black eye', 'squeezing and 8 ball' etc...

'Can you hurry up in there mate, trap one has shit on the seat and i've got a monkeys toe out here?'

by chesterpest January 22, 2010

diaper toe

Similar to camel toe and the even more embarrassing rhino toe, diaper toe refers to the bulge in the pants caused by a toddler's diaper.

My niece is so cute but those tight stretch pants she's wearing give her major diaper toe.

by veritas1978 May 2, 2009

mayonnaise toes

When one ejaculates onto a woman's toes.

She looked at me and said "give me mayonnaise toes please"

by Mr.Pickles May 29, 2016

Trampoline Toe

When you mess up your toe while jumping on a trampoline. This could include stubbing, spraining, or hyperextending your toe. Extremely painful and lasts for months before going away.

"Man I've only been working at Xtreme Trampolines for 2 days and I already have trampoline toe" Man 1
"That sucks" Man 2
"I know right, the thing hurts like a mo fo" Man 1

by Allen Jordan December 2, 2010

Chubby toe

What happens to women's feet in heels with sandal straps than run horizontal and her foot slides forward and toes swell up.

Look at Sheila, she's cute right? Nah man, she's got a bad case of chubby toe. I like feet!

by mgg August 19, 2014

Copperhead Toe

When a persons 2nd toe is 3 inches longer than their big toe, therefore resembling a copperhead snake.

Mom! Dad! Look at the snake track in the sand. Don`t be afraid honey its just Tara`s Copperhead Toe.

by BigDaddy618 April 30, 2010