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Toe Wash

When you are wearing sandals, you take a piss, then shake off all over your toes, or the toes of someone else wearing sandals.
Ah shit!! I just gave myself atoe wash
by Big Nation March 27, 2003
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Toe Caviar

The spooge that grows between the toes of a male human. Similar to naval lint, but often smells worse due to being confined in shoes. Smell and dirtiness is typically defined by the cost of ones shoes (i.e. quality) and how often they bathe.
dude, that toe caviar you've got growing on those funky toes is nasty! Do you ever consider taking a shower?
by stinkseed May 19, 2003
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toe-step

When one stands with one foot slightly in front of the other while posing for a photo, with the intention of making their legs appear more attractive. Commonly used by douchebaggy teenagers and sluts.
I know man, Carson had her do the toe-step.
by awk4u July 3, 2011
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Toe cleavage

When you wear shoes that show a small part of the top of your foot and you can see your toe cracks.
He hated it when her shoes showed her toe cleavage.
by Erica Bagley April 18, 2008
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Toe hoe

A person that gets turned on by feet using the feet in a sexual manner
Daniel is a regular ole' toe hoe.
by Aynot April 30, 2016
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Toe-Eyed Cabbage

Cunt, a very annoying (most likely a liberal) individual.

The word can be used as an insult at any time, anywhere
Listen here you Toe-Eyed Cabbage, I wasn’t born into this world so your fatass could shit out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe and have to crawl around your bedroom in the dark 3:47 AM in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger.
by CHILLI CUM April 18, 2021
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Toe Jam

Toe Jam (verb)- to deeply disturb an unspecting sleeping or awake victim by spearing them in the anus with your big toe.

Note* When toe jamming against denim extra effort will be needed.
1. "Susan you just need to go over there and toe jam him, he's such a jerk."

2. "Man, last i met girl last night she was so drunk she asked me to toe jam her."
by Drunk Monkey4305 March 23, 2010
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