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Captain's call

A clueless or embarassing decision by an incompetent political leader. This term is widely used in Australia in relation to decisions of conservative Primeminister Tony Abbot.
It was a captain's call by Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbot to grant a Knighthood in January 2015 to Prince Philip, the Husband of the Queen of England. Another captain's call by Mr Abbot was an attempted delisting 74,000 hectares of Tasmanian wilderness world heritage area, an application swiftly rejected by the United Nations’ world heritage committee in June 2014.
by Miguel Fairlight May 19, 2015
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Captain Maalox

A superhero who uses his fecal bag as a weapon. He fights crime for the sake of butt-sex. He also has an intimate relationship with his step-dad, Bill.
Bill: Captain Maalox, get in here and let me do you up the butt.
by Derick Fox April 9, 2005
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Welsh captain

When a woman masturbates to completion with an ancient, wooden, pirate's prosthetic leg.
Once alone again, she retired to her bedroom and began busting a Welsh captain.
by hurricane boxstep December 13, 2010
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Captain Fabulous

You say captain fabulous like 'CAPTAAAIINNNNNN FFAAABBBUULLOOUUS' in a flamboyant voice
by lsmnonekj cljanipdjpqmd; April 12, 2011
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Captain Canuck

Canada`s own personal Super Hero, he is able to...well, he`s a generic hero who can run fast and lift heavy things. He works for CISO, in a future where Canada is the most powerful country in the world. His alter ego is Tom Evans. He also has some powers pertaining to maple syrup that were only hinted upon in two comics.
Jim: Holy Crap, it`s Captain Canuck!
John: So?
by B H. November 22, 2007
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The Captain's Challenge

A meal consisting of a bowl of Captain Crunch cereal, but rather than with milk, with Captain Morgan Rum.
When Darren tried a bowl of The Captain's Challenge for the first time, he nearly lost his lunch. After a few shots of vodka, however, he ate the meal with gusto.
by Cgrave August 7, 2006
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captain tourettes

A term referring to a person who uses profanity or repetitive phrases so regularly, it appears they have tourettes.
John swore so often, we nicknamed him Captain Tourettes.
by wcb3 January 2, 2009
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