today

Today lasts till you go to sleep after being awake on a different calender day.

*At 0:38* Today was a good day, I should go to sleep.

by The Vicious Cabbage March 28, 2019

tidah

Pretty tall independent woman that doesn’t give a shit about what people have to say abt her

That girl is tidah

by Big booty m March 7, 2021

Tiddy Inspection Day

The sister day of Penis Inspection Day where licensed Tiddy Inspectors are required to have every tiddy they find thoroughly inspected. No one is exempt from a tiddy inspection during this day.

“Citizens, Tiddy Inspection Day is in effect. You are legally required to whip em out. Please report to the nearest Tiddy Inspector in your area immediately.”

by 43-034 April 12, 2021

Tiddy

A stink nigga that doesn't wash.

person 1: sup tiddy.
tiddy: hi tom
person 1: want to go for a sesh?
tiddy: yes please
person 1: my mans Hamiora is coming aswell

by Nut-Hugga68.9 January 22, 2022

big tiddy tall vampire lady

Lady Dimitrescu, or Alcina Dimitrescu. A 9'6 tall vampire character that appears in Resident Evil: Village.

human 1: oh shit look at that!
human 2: what?
human 1: it's big tiddy tall vampire lady cardboard cut out!

by Skellly June 1, 2021

I'm smart today

A phrase used by people when they say something stupid. Usually as a sarcastic excuse.

Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"

by Squaaa! October 3, 2018

not today brah

expression used in refusal or denial

After blocking a spike in volleyball, I exclaimed, "Not today brah!"

by VBKev May 9, 2010