Horse Humper

A Particular Person who is sexually attracted to horses.

Chigga 1: Herro i just fucked my pet horse
Chigga 2: Da Faq U Horse Humper
Chigga 1: Not my fault -A-

by Not-a-rabbitfucker October 24, 2020

horse cropping

Verb. A form of male masterbation. When a male tucks his erect penis between his legs with his knees tucked to his chest and overhand grips his member behind his body (knuckles up) whilst inserting his thumb into his own anus.

We walked in on him horse cropping. It was brutal.

by Tytdafbe February 23, 2019

Logan's Horse

Any inanimate object thats been neglected or abused in a sexual manner.

Keith: God, what are you doing on the massage chair?

Tom: Oh... its ok... Its Just my Logan's Horse

by coreyorama March 25, 2011

horse laugh

Laughing so hard and with such volume that you look like a horse that's choking on a whole chicken.

Look at that girl over there horse laughing. Her braids are about to come out!

by Manhappenins February 17, 2017

horse sauce

a nickname for the drug ketamine, a horse or cat tranquilizer.

my buddy always acts so dumb when he does too much horse sauce

by horsetranqguy August 24, 2019

Horse Hung

An extraordinarily large flaccid dick

Red is horse hung, his flaccid dick is bigger than Nick's hard one

by mackenziesvirginity July 24, 2022

dump horse

A responsibility which really should be somebody else's, but which has been "offered" to you as an "opportunity" in a way that you can't refuse, effectively dumping their responsibility on you but pretending that it's for your benefit. The difference between a standard dump and a dump horse, however, is that -- despite the total lack of altruism on the part of the dumper -- the dump horse actually does benefit you, and you truly can turn it into an opportunity.

"This presentation was supposed to be Joe's, not mine, but it gives me the opportunity to really shine in front of the CEO, so I won't look a dump horse in the mouth."

by ArsCerebri December 3, 2013