Minnesota Wedding Ring

When any other person besides ones self puts a ring finger up ones butt and spins around on said finger leaving a mark called "The Minnesota Wedding Ring".

"I thought me and my homie were not chill anymore until he gave me a Minnesota Wedding Ring."

by minnesotaweddingring March 22, 2024

Dirty Wedding Band

A cock ring a married man wears during anal sex.

Honey where is my dirty wedding band? I want to stay hard when I am in your ass.

by Nastykitty1981 June 2, 2015

Brazilian Wedding

The cutting open of a pineapple, hollowing it out, proceeded by filling it with semen, (may take some time, e.g. weeks-lifetimes), and then using it as a dildo, repeatedly inserting it into the woman's vagina, until she becomes bloodily pregnant. When performed correctly, in nine months time, the woman should produce a minimum of eight children.

Eric politely asked Molly if she was up for having a good-old Brazilian Wedding.

by phillyhubetube April 6, 2011

Selling a wedding video

Only Calendario would do that with Susie.

"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video

by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022

MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister

You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.

by nff1987 July 24, 2016

bed it and wed it

A woman you initially plan to hit and quit, but decide to wife up instead.

I was going to hit it and quit it, but she was so hot I decided to bed it and wed it.

by Rynesdad May 16, 2018

wedding bells

To be a prick

"I hear wedding bells" said the prick.

by potatolad123 March 4, 2015