tube whisper

The male version of a queef. A fart-like bodily function that originates somewhere in the male genitals either via air entering the penis or an internal emission of gas, then passes through the urethra and exits the external urethral orifice with such force it is able to create the classic skin flapping sound of gas being passed.

Due to the amount of velocity and air pressure, one may find himself faced with a lengthy tube whisper after skydiving. The same can be said if one's girl/boy friend is ignorant of what it really means to give a "blow" job.

by bralikzandr April 10, 2007

poo tubing

When a man and woman, (or two men or two women) put a tube up their arse so they are joined by their anus and the tube and shit into the tube to make a mixof poo or alternatively shit up their partners arse.

Steve was going to the movies but decided to stay home and do some poo tubing with his dog

by sphraoncntoonr December 4, 2010

nube tube

Grenade launcher used by unskilled people, e.g. nubes. Said launcher requires no skill, nor soberness to use.

Who's nube tubing? Who has the nube tube? Get rid of that nube tube or I'll teabag your corpse! Freakin nube tube got me.

by Drew Parkinson March 30, 2008

lube tube

slang term for vagina or anus, in the case of gay men.

Man, she has one hell of a tight lube tube.

or
She don't need no KY jelly, her lube tube is slick.

by slickbillie August 16, 2009

hot tube

A spelling error of "hot tub".

"Look at Payton's spelling on this paper."

'hot tube'

"What an idiot."

by PPL. (: November 10, 2011

noob tube

Any type of grenade launcher in any video game.

Wow, nice kill with the noob tube.

by Chandler Conoley February 25, 2008

Poop tube

A sexual device created by Bill Cosby in 1975. The tube is to be lubed up then inserted inside both partners anuses. One partner then leans him or herself on something and proceeds to shit in the other persons ass when the shit goes down the tube. The partner who recieved the shit then gets on top of there partner and shits there partners shit on their own chest, face, or mouth. The device has remained popular in scat porn circles and an electric poop tube is forthcoming.

I was watching Bill Cosbys porn series "Back
Door Fuglies" last night and I noticed that his infamous poop tube was featured extensively. It was awesome some guy ate his own shit that his partner pooped in his mouth, it was tasty. I Loved it so much that I Went out and bought the stretchable poop tube and I ate my own shit.

by Mcfarthuntd19 February 9, 2010